By Robert W. Armijo
“Listen, if you think Moses
delivered you from bondage,” said President Trump at a press conference, where he announced the United States of America would recognize the city of Jerusalem as Israel's state capitol by moving an embassy there. “Just
wait and see what I can do for you next.”
A member of the Israeli press
then asked the president what he meant by his comment.
President Trump shrugged
his shoulders and added, “I am who I am. I am your deliver!”
A member of the president’s
staff approached the podium in attempt to clarify the leader of the free
world’s comments.
“I think what the president
means,” said the staff member. “Is that he is a deliverer of his campaign promises
and not literally ‘The Deliverer’ of the Children of the Light.”
“Nope,” said President Trump.
“I am saying if God Jehovah himself would have appointed me to deliver you [Israel ] from Egypt
A member of the White House
staff then rushed in to announce the conclusion of the press conference.
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