House TV Show Politically Incorrect Alternate Ending #2

Instead of the Vicodin dependant Dr. House successfully faking his own death so he can escape his parole officer, running away with his friend who is stricken with inoperable terminal cancer and riding off on a motorcycle into the sunset with him…

In the politically incorrect alternative ending, Dr. House and Jackie from the cable show Nurse Jackie initially engage in a friendly little drinking game to see who can hold their liquor better, which quickly degenerates into illegal drug use.

Dr. House: Okay, Jackie. I’ll match your two Tequila shots and raise you two shots of morphine.

Dr. House slowly slides under the table. Not just drop dead drunk but dead.

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