‘Pink Slime’ Joke #1

Q: What’s the paranormal scientific term for the beef byproduct made of trimmed fat and nerve tissue treated with ammonia that the meat industry is calling ‘lean, finely textured meat’ or more popularly known as ‘Pink Slime’?

A: Positively Charged Bovine Ectoplasm.

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