Have You Heard About the Latest Protesters Against Me, Your President, Donald Trump?



Have you heard about the latest protesters against me, your president, Donald Trump?

They are a little musical group I like to call: "The Muslim Band". 



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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #6

By Robert W. Armijo


Just delivered my inauguration speech to the nation. Mic drop moment, baby!









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What Do You Get When You Mix A Monster Calls Movie with the Monster Trucks Movie?

By Robert W. Armijo






A Monster Truck Calls -- The heartwarming coming of age story about a boy who is befriended by the very same monster truck that runs over his mother, while attending a stadium monster truck show (sponsored by Monster energy drink).


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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #5

By Robert W. Armijo



Just took the oath of office. Walked over to Obama, leaned into his ear and whispered, “You’re fired!”®










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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #4






They’re firing the cannons now…No wait. That's just the D.C. Metro Police firing on protesters.












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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #3





God, this is sssooo boring. I wish my BFF Putin was here. I wonder what he’s doing right now?









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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #2





Look at that. Poor Hillary wearing white just like my two daughters. Pathetic. Doomed to come in second. I suppose.  











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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #1






All right already. Where are my damn nuclear codes?









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Russian Hackers Hack into the Vermont Teddy Bear Company

National Security advisers lineup
outside of Trump Tower
By Robert W. Armijo

Weeks after the mainstream media falsely reported that Russian hackers hacked into the Vermont power grid, the truth comes out.

“They [Russian hackers] didn’t actually hack the power grid,” admitted a spokesman for the office of the governor of Vermont. “But they hacked into the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.”

The Russian hacking group known as ‘Fancy Bears’ then proceeded to design their own bear and then placed it on the web site for sale.

“It’s a Polar bear, of course,” said a spokesman for the Vermont Teddy Bear Company. 

According the company, orders have been quite brisk.

 The largest order for over thousand ‘Fancy Bears’ came from New York City.

 ‘All overnight delivery to Trump Tower,” said the teddy bear company spokesman.


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outside of Trump Tower

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