God, this is sssooo boring. I wish my BFF Putin was here. I wonder what he’s doing right now?
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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #3
God, this is sssooo boring. I wish my BFF Putin was here. I wonder what he’s doing right now?
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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #2
Look at that. Poor Hillary wearing white just like my two daughters. Pathetic. Doomed to come in second. I suppose.
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President Donald Trump Inauguration Tweet #1
All right already. Where are my damn nuclear codes?
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Russian Hackers Hack into the Vermont Teddy Bear Company
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| National Security advisers lineup outside of Trump Tower |
Weeks after the mainstream media falsely reported that Russian hackers hacked into the Vermont power grid, the truth comes out.
“They [Russian hackers] didn’t actually hack the power grid,” admitted a spokesman for the office of the governor of Vermont. “But they hacked into the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.”
The Russian hacking group known as ‘Fancy Bears’ then proceeded to design their own bear and then placed it on the web site for sale.
“It’s a Polar bear, of course,” said a spokesman for the Vermont Teddy Bear Company.
According the company, orders have been quite brisk.
The largest order for over thousand ‘Fancy Bears’ came from New York City.
‘All overnight delivery to Trump Tower,” said the teddy bear company spokesman.
Caption says: National Security advisers lineup
outside of Trump Tower
Time and Space, Enough!
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| Is Time and Space enough to solve one last mystery of the Universe then? |
Outside physical confirmation of the Higgs boson, CERN has been shooting blanks lately.
Especially when it comes to proving that Dark Matter Theory matters in the formation and continued existence of our (still so-called mono) Universe.
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Russian Diplomat Child Forced to Open Xmas Present at SFO Int’l Airport
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Fancy Bears Strike, Again!? |
“Quick, Natasha,” said Boris as he held the gloved hand of his youngest daughter, while standing in line at SFO Int’l waiting to clear the TSA. “Open your Xmas present before we board the plane back home to Mother Russia.”
“But why, Papa?” the mentally confused and emotionally shaken child asks.
“Because, Natasha,” replied the expelled diplomat. “Obama plays checkers, while Putin plays chess.”
As whistles and cheers rung in the New Year throughout the airport terminal, the child tearfully opens her present to find a chess game inside.
"Do you understand, Natasha?” sternly asks the father.
“Yes, Papa,” the child replies, while clutching the present to her chest.
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