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Top 10 Animals on the Exotic Meat Market List

By Robert W. Armijo

"What Smells Sooo Good?
Me!!!"

10) Peacock Pecan Pie

9) Wolfgang Pup Hot Pockets

8) Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)

7) Bambi Burgers

6) Miss Piggy in a Blanket

5) Kermit’s French Fried Frog Legs

4) Infinity and Beyond Burger (?)

3) Camel Toe (Yeah, That Kind)

2) Unicorn Fetus Served a la carte

1) Dragon, Tiger *Phoenix Soup

*Note: Some customers have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.

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CoronaVirus Medical Questionnaire 2020

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with traveled to city of Wuhann in China?

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with any of the members of the American rap group Wu Tang Clan?

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with ordered and consumed any of the following animals from the online exotic meat market in Wuhann?

List of Exotic Animals Possibly Infected

with the CoronaVirus

Peacock Pecan Pie………………………………...…Yes or No?

Emu Ears.…………………………………………….Yes or No?

Wolf Pups….………....................................................Yes or No?

Bambi Burgers………………………………………..Yes or No?

Miss Piggy in a Blanket……………..…………….….Yes or No?

Infinity and Beyond Burgers………………………....Yes or No?

Koala Baby Bump Burgers (BBQ only)..…………....Yes or No?

Camel Hump…………………………………………Yes or No?

Camel Toe……………………………………………Yes or No?

Mermaid Milk (chocolate only).…………………..…Yes or No?

Tiger Claw……………………………………….…..Yes or No?

Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)…………………....Yes or No?

Dragon Wings (Buffalo Wings Are Okay).………....Yes or No?

Dragon, Tiger and *Phoenix Soup…..……………....Yes or No?

*Note: Some patients have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.

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CoronaVirus Joke #1

The Chinese government quarantines the city of Wuhann, ground zero of CoronaVirus outbreak. As a further precautionary measure, it has announced the house arrest of members of the American rap group Wu Tang Clan.

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Ebola Czar Schedules White House Face-To-Face Meeting with Kaci Hickox, RN, Joke #1

The White House announced today that following the advice of the recently non-political appointed Ebola Czar, Ron Klain, that President Obama would meet with Kaci Hickox, RN -- NOT!!!

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