Showing posts with label Valentine’s Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine’s Day. Show all posts

'Fifty Shades of Grey' and The American Dental Association (ADA) Joke #1

ADA Warning:
Gag Balls May Lead to Gingivitis, Tooth Decay and Bad Breath

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Russell Brand and Katy Perry Breakup Joke # 2

Denying that she has been distracted by her breakup with Russell Brand, Katy Perry recently took to the stage performing one of her major hits, against better judgement .

Katy Perry began singing her controversial hit 'I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It' when suddenly something dashed out in front of her, momentarily breaking her concentration:

“♪ I Kissed a -- SQUIRREL!!!”

Katy Perry sang, as a furry creature scurried and nestled between her feet.

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Russell Brand and Katy Perry Breakup Joke # 1

Russell Brand has vowed revenge suspicious of Katy Perry’s timely release of her breakup song “Part of Me”, which he believes is about him despite her denials. He is rumored to be on the verge of releasing an alternate parody song of his own about their love gone wrong. He is calling it: “Fart at Me”





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