By Robert W.
Armijo
While standing with the governor of California, Jerry Brown Jr. and governor-elect, Gavin Newsom at an outdoor press
conference against the backdrop of still smoldering wildfire debris, President Trump signed a death warrant authorizing the
assassination for the first American citizen on U.S. soil by the federal
government as authorized under the National Defense
Authorization Act (NDAA).
“There,” said President Trump. “Smokey the
Bear’s head will be mounted over the White House fireplace mantel for this."
According the White House, Smoke the Bear is directly responsible for mismanagement of California’s forests,
resulting in its historical wildfires.
“As I speak,” said President Trump. “A Predator drone is flying high up above our heads scanning this crowd with its facial
recognition technology, looking in its vast, vast data banks of every American
citizen’s face for a match with the wildfire terrorist, Smokey the Bear.”
Suddenly, a hellfire missile streaked across the blue sky
and into the adjacent forest causing a giant explosion and ensuing forest fire.
“Looks like Smokey the Bear just got smoked,” jokingly said
President Trump, as several fire engines turned on their sirens and
headed off in the direction of the plume.
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2018 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.
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