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Top 10 Things People Thought O.J. Simpson Whispered into Robert Shapiro’s Ear After the Verdict

Oops, Wrong Simpson. Sorry.
By Robert W. Armijo

10) Suckers.

9) Knock, Knock. Who’s there? O.J. Simpson, Bitch! 

8) If I’m innocent like they say, then why do I still feel so damn guilty? 

7) What took them so damn long, don’t they know I got a noon tee time?

6) I feel like I just got away with a double murder homicide or something like that.

5) Now that’s not guilty for both Ronald and Nicole, right?

4) Do you think I can return those gloves without a receipt?

3) I wish Nicole was here to hear this…Oh, yeah. Right. Never mind. 

2) After this, I’m going to Disneyland.

1) I just got this great idea for a book.

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