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Showing posts with label Blackout. Show all posts
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Blackout Traced to “Fat Thumbs”
San Diego, California –
“Fat Thumbs” strikes, again?
This time, however, instead of causing a thousand points drop on trading floor of Wall Street like Rush Limbaugh said, “Fat Thumbs” caused the blackout that hit San Diego, Arizona and Tijuana, Mexico.
Authorities spent the better half of the weekend trying to lift the giant thumbprints left behind at the Arizona electrical substation where "Fat Thumbs" last struck.
“Unfortunately, ‘Fat Thumbs’ thumbprints were so enormous, only photos could be taken to document the crime scene,” said Ima Hoaks, a spokesman for the California Public Utilities Commission.
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