|"Hold on, Buddy. I just know you're |
gonna make it...[Beeeeeeeeeeep].'
Due to an unfortunate accident, funfakenews.com will be suspending its popular 'Street Hearts' or heart-shaped pothole series until further notice.
Wanted: Photojournalist with catlike reflexes. We will provide reflective safety vest. Life insurance and/or burial policies not provided, however, still strongly recommended. Bullfighter experience not necessary but considered a plus.
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