|Periodic Table Now Lists the God Particle|
to the Delight of Intelligent Design (ID)
Believers and String Theorist alike.
By Robert W. Armijo
“Science is not a democracy,’ said Professor Thomas Windset. “You just cannot put the scientific method to the vote.”
Prof. Windset also abstained from the ‘Pluto: Planet or Not?’ vote for the same reasons back in 2006.
|This diagram once depicted Pluto’s peaceful orbit in our |
solar system. Now it serves as a bitter reminder to its
celestial outcast social status to current and future
susceptible and unsuspecting generations of judgmental stargazers.
Back then, Prof. Windset stood before the general assembly in Prague in protest.
“Pluto not a planet?! Really?!” said Prof. Windset, as he shook his head in disbelief. “What’s next ladies and gentleman of science, updating the periodic table if and when we ever discover the so-called 'God Particle'?”
“I was being sarcastic,” explained Prof. Windset, as he recalled Neil deGrasse Tyson sitting in the front row, rubbing his chin and nodding his head in agreement. “I should’ve kept my big mouth shut.”
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