Once while walking the time continuum line, Chuck Norris came across the ‘God Particle’ who was little more than a juvenile delinquent. Taking matters in his own hands, Chuck Norris took immediate corrective measures by kicking the Sunday school dropout’s ass into *Mass.
*A celebration of the Eucharist (Sunday Masses held at three different hours).
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